Essays

Essays

Long form essays about fatherhood, meaning, and all the things you don’t post on Instagram.
04
Jun
What I Learned From the Most Unhinged Scam Email I’ve Ever Received

What I Learned From the Most Unhinged Scam Email I’ve Ever Received

A ridiculous scam email led me into the strange theology of modern shame. Turns out crypto, spam, and surveillance all follow the same gospel.
4 min read
01
Jun
The Universe Is Trying to Ghost Us

The Universe Is Trying to Ghost Us

A full-length, spiralling field guide to cosmic scale, ancient light, existential silence, and what it means to be alive in all this nothing.
7 min read
31
May
The Ocean Is Not Empty

The Ocean Is Not Empty

We treat the ocean like a holiday spot. It’s not. It’s a graveyard of pressure, silence, and things that shouldn’t exist.
4 min read
30
May
Where Is Everybody? (A Social Survival Field Guide)

Where Is Everybody? (A Social Survival Field Guide)

A field guide to vanishing male friendship, unread group chats, and the quiet tragedy of “seen 2021.” This isn’t a rant. It’s a map.
4 min read
23
May
What If We’re the Amnesia?

What If We’re the Amnesia?

A long, weird, maybe-true post about forgotten civilisations, rising oceans, and the creeping suspicion that we’re not the peak of human progress — just the rerun.
15 min read
21
Apr
What Toby Taught Me Before He Could Speak

What Toby Taught Me Before He Could Speak

A story about fatherhood, grief, and the weird, beautiful life that starts when your original plan burns to the ground.
14 min read
15
May
Who (or What) Is Satoshi Nakamoto?

Who (or What) Is Satoshi Nakamoto?

What if Satoshi Nakamoto wasn’t a person at all? We dive into the genius, the ghost wallet, and the possibility Bitcoin was never what we thought.
7 min read