01
Jun
The Octopus Tries to Love
Love isn’t hard. Until someone tries to give it to you. Then the Octopus panics.
4 min read
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May
Who (or What) Is Satoshi Nakamoto?
What if Satoshi Nakamoto wasn’t a person at all? We dive into the genius, the ghost wallet, and the possibility Bitcoin was never what we thought.
7 min read
01
May
The Day the Octopus Became a Father
The Octopus was already overwhelmed managing you. Then it got a baby. This is what happened next.
4 min read
01
Apr
The Decision-Making Octopus
There’s an octopus living in my brain. Eight tentacles, each with loud opinions: anxiety, guilt, perfectionism, and the one that yells “YOLO—buy a chainsaw.” This story is about making peace with the chaos. (Mostly.)
10 min read
02
Mar
Why Kids Ruin Everything (But Also Fix You at the Same Time)
Children ruin everything: your plans, your peace, your idea of who you were. And then they hand you a leaf and say it’s for you. A spiral about parenting, love, and losing control.
4 min read
