How to Disappear Like a Gentleman (But Don’t)
What would it take to disappear with dignity? A sad tent, a fake name, and just enough rope to feel useful. A thought experiment for the overwhelmed.
This is purely hypothetical.
A thought experiment.
An exploration of logistical absurdity - definitely not a cry for help, a midlife crisis, or an elaborate scheme to escape modern life and re-emerge in a coastal village under an assumed name with suspiciously good carpentry skills.
No. This is just… curiosity.
But sometimes - just sometimes - the idea of pressing the eject button, faking my disappearance, and starting over as a man named Jens who builds boats and doesn’t understand Wi-Fi…
…it has a certain appeal.
This post is not a plan.
It’s just a quiet exploration of what it might take to vanish with dignity.
